STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?

TEACHER: Yes!

STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?

TEACHER: I don't know.

STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!

TEACHER: Ok, ask.

STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge?

TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in.

STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.

TEACHER: Ooh ... ok!!

STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?

TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it wud eat all the animals.

STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey becoz it's still inside the fridge.

TEACHER: Are you kidding me?

STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.

TEACHER: Ok!

STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?

TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross.

STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party.